Oh, when I worked concessions at the movie theater in college, I loved the fake butter powder that went into the popcorn machine. We used to make "nuclear popcorn," which involved two extra scoops of the fake butter stuff and three extra shots of oil. You'd have to mix it in -- 1 part nuclear popcorn to 3 parts regular popcorn, or else you'd dry up from all the salt.

Good times. Good times.