Dairy, Free!

I can't post today without a nod to Ted Kennedy, senator of awesomeness, but others have already better said everything I was thinking. Rest in peace.

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That said, could folks use some dairy?

3 qts half-and-half
* 2 quarts heavy whipping cream
2 quarts light cream
2 pints heavy cream
1 gallon (minus ~1 cup) whole milk
2 cans whipped cream
18 organic brown eggs
1 open (but full) jar caramel (flavor) topping

* claimed
- picked up